the words to my dance recital song

Put a pretty little girl
in a pretty little costume,
What a sight to see,
Especially when she can dance like me.

Put a pretty little girl
in a pretty little costume,
Watch her do ballet,
And when this pretty little miss
is done with this,
She'll have stolen your heart away.

insults of the week, or, what I learned at school today

"You're a Fader!" {a fader???}

"Liar, Liar, pants are higher!"