when will daddy come home?

Mommy, I wish you would have went to China
because then Daddy could stay here with me,
because I really miss him.

We were three, and now we're two,
and that's not good.

(as told to mommy 20 minutes ago.)

my daddy in china

(as told to anyone who will listen...)

"Do you know where my daddy is?"
no.
"In China! And do you know what they have in China?"
no, what?
"Chinese food!!!"